February 2012
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i actually
don’t want to talk about glee because i didn’t like the way they went about talking about suicide. there were like four characters that were like “but even though i had it rough, i never even thought to go that far. so why would he do that? it’s selfish and stupid.”
really? all the little kids down at mckinely were like amazed that something like that could...
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somebody: nobody's perf-
Jude Law: Hi
Ben Barnes: Hello
Matt Damon: What's up
Robert Downey Jr: Hi there
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Inception?
Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
Ryan Gosling: Hey.
Chris Evans: Hello there.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Hello!
Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
Rupert Grint: Oh, hey.
Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman
Johnny Depp: Hello.
Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Jesse Eisenberg: Hi.
Gary Oldman: Welp.
Alan Rickman: ...
Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a bafta.
Andrew Scott: I will burn all of your hearts. And I'll look damn sexy doing it.
Brendon Urie: Let's get these teen hearts beating faster.
Toby Turner: Hello once again, Audience!
Norman Reedus: Good Lord...
Darren Criss : Isn't it organic?
David Tennant: I'm scottish.
John Barrowman: Hey, me too. And gay.
Matt Smith: Oh look, a badger.
Arthur Darvill: Oh, hello everyone...
Colin Firth: Hello.
At the end of concerts
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME
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for the record
i’ve always loved karofsky.
not with kurt, just him.
i love him.
and i am so glad this episode happened and he’s gonna be okay.
even though he is a fictional character.
damnit.
cobratardship:
requirements for dating me:
human
good music taste
yep.
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i lost like six followers
welp.
sorry?
love you guys. <3
ohheyjess:
I’m trying to write a short descriptive essay about ‘the type of man or woman you find attractive’ and I can’t seem to keep it PG. My paper says, “He has golden-tan skin that glistens with sweat when he plays his guitar a little too intensely.” but my head says, “I would enjoy having sex with this person very much.”
reasons why jessica is my life #1
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Anonymous asked: people need to stop hating on tyler. they know they love him.